Little Lantern · Free 3-minute test

What kind of child
do you have?

It's probably late. Today was probably long.

Twelve pages of a little storybook about how your child is wired — and at the end, you'll meet one of the 7 child types.

No sign-up needed. Answers stay on your phone.

Before we start

Who is this story about?

The name just makes the pages feel right. A nickname is fine.

Little Lantern ✦
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What's really going on

The Hidden Mechanism

Personalized Action Kit

The Emergency Scriptbook & Fridge Guide

The exact sayable words that de-escalate storms in under 60 seconds without yelling or wearing yourself down.

$9 $19 One-time · Instant Access
  • 🔒 7 Word-for-Word Emergency Scripts: Exactly what to say during meltdowns, bedtime resistance, and school transitions so their nervous system settles.
  • 🔒 The 5 Specific Triggers: The sensory and emotional buttons that cause them to spiral (and how to spot them 10 minutes early).
  • 🔒 What Backfires (and Why): The 3 standard parenting phrases that accidentally make their storms twice as loud.
  • 🔒 Printable 1-Page Fridge Cheat Sheet: Hand it to dad, grandparents, or babysitters so everyone uses the exact same calm words.
  • 🔒 A Personal Letter to Mom/Dad: A deeply comforting note for late nights when you wonder if you're failing.

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